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Friday, July 23, 2010

REVIEW ON THE MOVIE "INCEPTION"


In trying to distill a movie down to an essential description, I often think of how I would describe it to my father. He's a smart guy who likes good movies, and he doesn't tolerate a lot of "fluff." He seems to know instinctively when a movie is trying to compensate for a bad script, or bad actors, or a dumb premise. I choose carefully when making the occasional film recommendation to him. In this case, when I tell him that he must see
Inception as soon as possible, I will say that it is "an action/adventure film for which you have to keep your brain turned on the entire time." And never once will he mistake its majesty for fluff.

That's a unique description in today's movie market. We've almost become fully hypnotized by the new conventional wisdom that action movies by nature are loud and dumb, and one is meant to put his or her brain on static mode while watching. Big action performers like
Transformers,Terminator Salvation and the Fast and Furious series thrive only because they exist in the modern environment of lowered expectations. I must admit that it's happened to me, too. After last night I feel like I've been subdued for several years, eating so much potted meat that I started comparing the qualities of the cans, having completely forgotten what a sirloin tasted like.

Christopher Nolan's
Inception is one of the best action/adventure movies in years. The only two films in recent memory that even come close to it areChildren of Men and Nolan's own The Dark Knight. Movies like Avatar,Pirates of the Caribbean and the Star Wars prequels scrape off like barnacles in the wake of a majestic ship such as this. For that reason, it's going to be very difficult to write a review of Inception. It's far easier to complain about bad films or write optimistic reviews of passable films than to do justice to an incontrovertible masterpiece. It is also very important that one sees this film with as little information as possible, so this review will be kept spoiler-free beyond discussing the basic premise.


Inception is basically a heist film in the tradition of Mission: Impossible, Ronin, Sneakers, and Ocean's Eleven. The landscape of the heist is the unconscious mind, and Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) and a small team of associates are experts in the art of extracting information from dreams. They find an opportunity to subdue a target, then enter his or her dream world in order to discover some secret on behalf of a paying customer. We get an idea of what Cobb does, but as is often true in these types of films, the case central to Inception's plot is more personal. Just as Danny Ocean was trying to get his wife back and Martin Bishop was determined to outwit an old rival, this isn't just another contract for Cobb-- this is "the big one." Even the mission itself is tweaked-- this time, the objective is to implant an idea rather than to extract one.


How this is accomplished and the complexity of the task is explained and executed with such aplomb in the film's screenplay that, like all the best and most imaginative cinematic works, one never questions the ludicrousness of the concept for a moment. Nolan's lean-and-mean script wastes no time with a misplaced devotion to realism in an inherently fantastical concept. It's all about concept, character and action, in that order. The audience learns exactly what Cobb and company do for a living, then what motivates him as a person. After that, Nolan plunges into the action and there's really no letup until the end. The character of Cobb is the anchor, and he feeds the audience just enough information to establish the rules of the film's reality. Despite being a movie about dreams, it never feels like there are cheats or dei ex machina because the setup is so completely flawless.


Like most heist movies, the protagonist must assemble a team of experts to accomplish the task at hand. Each one has a unique skill set that will prove invaluable during the mission. In the case of
Inception, to describe the particular skills of these operatives would reveal too much about the way Cobb's team operates in the dream world, a consistently delightful series of seminars that I won't ruin for you before you see the film yourself. Suffice to say, I've always loved "team assembly" scenes in movies andInception is true to form for the genre. Cobb is already partnered with Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, far removed from his 3rd Rock from the Sun years). He recruits Tom Hardy, who is slated to play Mad Max in that upcoming franchise reboot, and Dileep Rao, most recently seen in Avatar. Cillian Murphy, whom Nolan used as the Scarecrow in Batman Begins, and the venerable Ken Watanabe also become involved.


The final member of Cobb's team serves the added function of being the "newbie," through whose eyes we see Cobb's world as outsiders. Ellen Page's character, Ariadne, is an intellectual prodigy but a novice at the art of dream invasion. She learns the tricks of the trade with us and shows an innate penchant for manipulating her way through the unreal. Because of the immediate respect her talent commands, she becomes the only character able to emotionally connect with Cobb, and thus also our window to his past. Page is as impressive here as she was in 2007's
Juno, which earned her a Best Actress nomination. Hopefully she will continue to make such wise choices in her film roles.


With the team assembled, the movie goes into overdrive and doesn't allow the audience to come up for air. Nolan shows perfect synchronicity of script and directing, as well as a master director's ability to bring out the best in his performers. Pacing of exposition is interlaced flawlessly with the action so that the film comes to an emotional and narrative climax simultaneously. It's the kind of blend you can only get when an artist has complete creative control. This is the movie Christopher Nolan earned the chance to make with his success on the
Batman films, and audiences are about to learn (or remember) how impressive the power of uninhibited imagination can be.


Inception operates within genre parameters while presenting an entirely unique set of challenges for its protagonists, blending familiarity with novelty in the tradition of the very best motion pictures of all time. Originality is such a rarity today that I almost neglected to find out that Inception is a completely original work of cinema, not based on any book, comic, television show, board game, juice box label, prequel or dusty old franchise. It's truly Nolan's baby, from the first written word to the final cut. One of the highest compliments I can say about a film is that I've seen nothing else quite like it. Neither, I suspect, have you.

Addendum:

I have to say something about Hans Zimmer's score for this film. I've heard that the recent trend, say the last decade or so, in film scores has been to shy away from having a central "theme"-- you know, those five or six bars that you keep humming to yourself after seeing the movie, sort of like this:



Like most things, I prefer the old-fashioned way of doing it, and I don't see why it could possibly be a bad thing to have an audience constantly thinking about a good movie by unconsciously humming bars from its score. The consequence of the trend is that some great movies of the last decade don't have truly memorable scores. Danny Elfman, love him or hate him, was responsible for one of the greatest theme songs of all time:



So when I saw that he was the composer for the new
Spider-Man movie back in 2002, I was thrilled that we would get an equally great sonorous tribute to Spider-Man. But it wasn't to be. Elfman's score for the Spider-Manfilms is background noise, indiscernable from already noisy films and immediately forgettable. Knowing Elfman's past work, I'm confident that was a studio mandate (this was back when comic book films were just beginning to get credibility back).

Fast forward to to 2005 and Nolan's
Batman Begins, the beginning of the best superhero film series ever created. Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard collaborated on the score. While operating in the modern-day framework of motion picture scores, they managed to make music that does not leave your mind, in the most welcome way possible. The scores for both Batman films have been haunting. Nolan uses Zimmer again to compose for Inception and the result is similarly impressive.



I'm not a musical expert so I can't tell you how the composition differs given Howard's absence. However, I can say that Zimmer creates towering musical constructions that rival the daunting visual landscape of the film and the intensity of the caper that unfolds therein. Much like
The Dark Knight, it occurred to me at one point while watching the film that the score is nearly constant. There are very few moments of genuine silence. More isn't always better for a film score, but Zimmer knows exactly how to make music that builds tension from scene to scene, never breaking it, so that the audience has no chance to stop and breathe unless he decides to release you. When there IS a moment of silence in Inception, it stands boldly apart. Thus, Zimmer manages to make his music and the lack thereof equally meaningful.

To that end, I recommend the score (
downloadable on Amazon) as well as the film. Now, enough talk. Go see it!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

EVERGREEN RAGGING ACTS!


Ragging is well on its way out again!
but fun is certainly not,as long as these timeless freshmen feats say..

In this blog i bring u some harmless,evergreen forms of 'interaction' between freshers(fuchchas) and the seniors!

  • "CHAVANNI ATHANNI" DANCE: 'chavanni and athanni' are hindi words for 25 paise and 50 paise respectively.When a senior says chavanni, the fresher has to twist his or her waist to the left, when the senior says athanni,the waist must swing to the right. There are however no fixed rules for this 'dance form'. in some colleges, the dance may mean two freshers facing each other n performing pelvic thrusts.
  • 'NAAGIN' NUMBER: the fresher has to dance seductively like a 'naagin' (female snake).There are two students required for the act.One has to play the snake charmer's 'been' or flute, and the other has to twist and turn like a snake.this number always draws applause and amusement.
  • LOVE PROPOSAL: The boy goes down on his knee to propose the girl,his everlasting love,or the girl asks him out for a date.In these times of LGBT sensitivity,freshers are occasionally given the choice of proposing to the gender of their choice.
  • SELL A 'SAMOSA': the fresher is handed a 'samosa' and asked to sell it to the students sittiing in the canteen.
  • RIDING AN IMAGINARY BIKE: It's all about faking.The boy or girl has to turn on the ignition,starts the scooter and runs around with vocal vrooooooooooms!



these are few safe ragging tips.

but ragging should not cross it's limit.Ragging should be there to a certain limit,in which the freshers may get along good with the seniors,it should not be like that seniors are hurting their feelings by physical or mental harassment.

SAY NO TO RAGGING!

"JUGAAD"

Not long before, during the regime of our honorable Prime Minister Mr. H. D. Devegoda, an American statesman visited the country. The purpose of the visit was to get acquainted with the other side of the country, what euphemistically is called the real India. He was escorted by a Driver (of course with a car) and an official guide. As the car left the capital roads for the glorious cities of Meerut and Bulandshahar, the statesman had the time of his life. Four hours of non-stop drive, and they reached Baghpat. Then the inevitable happened and the driver said, "Sir, the accelerator wire has broken and the radiator is also leaking." What else is expected from a 1980 model Ambassador? "What now, thought Mr. Smith, I don't see any mechanic also, I guess I shall have to bother Mr. Devegoda again." But, the guide who almost read his mind said in his heavy South Indian accent, "Dant burry, sir, I shall do some Jugaad." Mr. Smith could not understand the last word, but how could the US bureaucrat ask a meaning from a rustic guide? He kept mum and just nodded. The Guide instructed the driver to pull the chalk and control the speed through it. Then using turmeric, a natural coagulant, he plugged the radiator leaks. Mr. Smith could not fathom the new arrangement, but needless to say, he was impressed.

Gradually, such episodes became routine in his ten-day visit of the "real India". Every time there was a problem, the guide used to do some or the other Jugaad. When Mr. Smith could not sleep in a village of Haldwani as the village was not electrified, the Guard put a Kaantaon the electric wire passing by and a table fan from a tent house did the rest. When Mr. Smith wanted to watch the Formula One race in a village in Darbhanga, they made a dish antenna out of cycle rim within an hour, and when he wanted to move across the fast flowing Ganga in Bengal, the local fishermen made Jugaadu boats with whatever bamboo, jute and cane were available.

In nutshell, every time Mr. Smith faced a crisis, they did some or the other Jugaad. By the time he returned to Delhi, he was on cloud nine. He knew for sure this discovery of Jugaad would be spoken in the same breath with Archimedes. Now, the million dollar question! How do you acquire this extremely advanced technology from India? He went back and told Mr. Clinton, "Mr. President, now I realize why the media speak so highly of India? They are 100 years ahead of us. You make a wish and they do something called Jugaad, and your wish is fulfilled. I strongly recommend the acquisition of this new technology before the Chinese and Russians even hear of it." After a serious discussion at length in the oval office, Mr. Clinton rang up Mr. Devegoda and said, "You ask for the price and we will give it, but we want Jugaad." Any guesses what was the historic reply of Mr. Devegoda. "Arre bhai... how can I give you Jugaad... between you and me, you know actually my Government itself is running on Jugaad."


Part - II

Now for all those ignorant souls who have come across this term for the first time, "What is the meaning of Jugaad?" Earlier this word used to have stigma attached to it. It was a colloquial Hindi word that meant a resource, source or a connection or a trick to use them, to make your way out when you do not deserve something or which is not fair. A slight connotation of sly, unfair and cunning behavior was attached to this word. But, gradually with what is called standardization of language by the linguists, this word has taken an additional and more popular meaning now. It means creative improvisation and finding alternative ways of doing improbable things. It has absolutely nothing to do with the level of education one has or the grooming one gets. It tells you more about the ability to think out of the box and optimizing the resources available in the best possible manner. The western world might like to call it crisis management in its clichéd parlance. Let us see some examples from different fields how this Jugaad has been able to turn an adverse situation into an advantage. Surprisingly, the people who have done this are the most unlikely ones.

Not known much is an interesting incident from Indo-Pak war 1971. It was the era of T-54 and T-55 Russian tanks. The senior military commanders were in a fix over the defective firing pins in them. These tanks were already deployed on the western border and there was a race against time. Helplessly, they thought searching for a local alternative. There was an old Sikh in a nearby village who could fabricate them with Jugaad applying some local make shift arrangements. After some trials in his workshop, he perfected the firing pins, which could serve both the models. Within no time, he duplicated hundreds of them at a cost of Rs. 27 each, against the Rs. 300 for an imported one. Rest, as we say, is history.

Innumerable problems beset the boring of twin tunnels in Goa that could be surmounted only by lopping off nearly a third of their proposed length. As none of the known procedures worked, the engineers resorted to Jugaad. They raised the level of the alignment and accomplished the "unthinkable". Subsequently, the debris from the hollowed out sections was utilized in maintaining the same elevation at the opposite end. The leftovers were used to prevent water-logging and track submergence. The Jugaad saved more than Rs.12 crore.


Another terrific example is from the states of Uttar Pradesh, Punjab and Haryana. The farmers here have designed an indigenous vehicleJugaad (Yes, it is even named Jugaad as a tribute to the innovation which went into its making). It was made of the engine of the diesel pump used for irrigating their fields. Other materials used were some spare parts from a used vehicle junkyard, old jeep clutch and a radiator. Further investment of a sum of Rs.30,000 and Jugaad was ready. This could go 40 kilometers an hour, was inexpensive to run, could carry thirty people, lot of agricultural stuff and even their buffalos when there was a need. If any thing went wrong they could fix it themselves. And if they did not want to invest in a new pump the same pump could be used for pumping water. Some enterprising ones even started using them as Taxis. Its manufacturing does not require any assembly lines. The mechanics buy minivan spare parts - wheels, axles, transmissions, gearboxes, and steering - from markets in Delhi. They get their engines, made to power water pumps, from Agra. And they pick up steel for the chassis and wood for the framing from Jaipur. Can someone tell me where did they get an engg. from?????



BUGATTI VEYRON !!!!

The Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 is a mid-engined full-sized grand touring car.

It is the fastest production car in the world, with an average top speed of 431.16 km/h (267.91 mph) for the SS version.

Designed and developed by the German Volkswagen Group and produced by Bugatti Automobiles SAS at their headquarters in Château St. Jean in Molsheim (Alsace,France), the Veyron's chief designer was Hartmut Warkuss, and the exterior was designed by Jozef Kabaň of Volkswagen, with much of the engineering work being conducted under the guidance of a former VW engineer and now Bugatti Engineering chief Wolfgang Schreiber.

The car is named after French racing driver Pierre Veyron, who won the 24 hours of Le Mans in 1939 while racing for the original Bugatti company. It was named "Car of the Decade" (2000–2009) by the BBC television programme Top Gear.


Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti Veyron - BCN motorshow 2009.JPG

ADULT VIDEO IS A FAKE, SAYS KATRINA KAIF!!!


Katrina Kaif is in yet another controversy with an adult video at the centre of it. Some months ago, there was a rumour going round that Katrina's sister Isabella had been in an adult video. It turned out that it was a lookalike. Now there's an adult video doing the rounds featuring a Katrina lookalike. And Kat's really mad about it.

She has said in a statement, "The video is disgusting and the girl clearly doesn't even look like me. There's no room for any speculation whatsoever. How can you even call her my lookalike? The girl's face is completely different! I think it's ridiculous to even talk about it."

When the Isabella story had surfaced, Katrina had been very upset and she and her mother had even said that they would take legal action against those who were involved with the video. Now that she's in such a situation herself, we think Katrina might just do that.

HOW TO LOVE?



Love is both an action and a feeling. The action of love generates a blissful feeling called by the same name. When the action stops, the blissful feeling is replaced with pain. Every person is capable of great love (and its opposite, fear, which generates all painful emotions such as hate, greed and jealousy).

While there are many different ways to define love and there are many different ways to love someone(or even yourself), here is a general guide to loving.

  • Say it. When you say the words "I Love You", they should carry with them the desire to show someone that you love them, not what you simply want to feel. When you say it, make sure you really mean it and are willing to do anything for that special person.
  • Empathize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Rather than impose your own expectations or attempt to control them, to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who they are. Realize how they could also love you back just as well.
  • Love unconditionally. If you cannot love another person without attaching stipulations, then it is not love at all, but deep-seated opportunism (one who makes the most of an advantage, often unmindful of others). If your interest is not in the other person as such, but rather in how that person can enhance your experience of life, then it is not unconditional. If you have no intention of improving that person’s life, or allowing that person to be themselves and accepting them as they are, and not who you want them to be, then you are not striving to love them unconditionally.
  • Expect nothing in return. That doesn't mean you should allow someone to mistreat or undervalue you. It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for the sake of love. Realize that someone may have a different way of showing his or her love for you; do not expect to be loved back in exactly the same way.
  • Realize it can be lost. If you realize that you can lose the one you love, then you have a greaterappreciation of what you have. Think how lucky you are to have someone to love. Don't make an idol of the person you love. This will place them under undue pressure and will likely result in you losing them
  • Never stop loving. Even if you have been hurt before you should not stop giving love.

HOT TIPS FOR ACCESORISING YOUR CAR!


  • stick 'em up: one of the best ways to give ur car a different lookk without altering the body is to opt for funky stickers.while some stickers end up spoiling the vehicles original look,there are many cool or cheeky ones that help pep it up.match the sticker with the colour of ur car!
  • take cover: if u r going for leather seat covers ,make sure that they are detachable and dry cleanable.that can be a tedious chore which is why cloth covers are better alternative. they are easy wash and don't make ur back sweat ,unlike other back covers!
  • li'l trinkets: those tiny trinkets hanging from the rear view mirror speak volumes about ur taste. stuffed toys or quirky handicrafts are a great options,but make sure that they don't obstruct ur view!
  • add an edge: alloy wheels and wheel covers are a great way to elevate your car from a simple hatchback to a mini sportscar!
  • small touches: opt for other simple additions such as rear-spoilers and rain-blockers too!!!